I don’t regularly watch E! News Daily, but I happened to be watching the other day when anchorman Billy Bush called reality-star-turned-famous-for-nothing-celebutard Tila Tequila “the epitome of low-life, no-talent, famous-for being-famous Tinsel Town scum.” Billy was identifying a growing breed of bottom-feeder that has been born of our media-inflated world. These aptly named “celebutards” love any opportunity to get their name out there, and there is no better opportunity than a natural disaster or tragedy, like the recent earthquake in Haiti. Our favourite celebutard of the week? Amy Fisher, aka The Long Island Lolita, who became famous as a 17-year-old in 1992 for shooting her lover’s wife in the face. Amy will be donating some of her earnings from stripping this weekend at The Scene Restaurant and Lounge in Long Island, New York to the victims in Haiti. She what? Oh Amy…